September 2009
56 posts
fmylife:
Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn’t wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML
fmylife:
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog’s bed. My dad was drunk, yelling “who’s your daddy” at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, “what the hell happened to my life” look on her face. FML
Ah family life…
It’s Interpol - Evil btw.
“Serena: The entire thing was a scam.
Chuck: His suits never did fit well.”
fmylife:
Today, I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. Someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. I ate alone. FML
I might just have to order a similar amount for mself tonight…
